I made this one up earlier this week.
What language do you speak when you are in a hurry? Russian. hahaha
Now, Metropolites, I am about to tell you probably the most genius joke ever. Seriously ever. I made up this joke in pre-school, and still I crack myself up any time I tell it. Unfortunately I can't remember one time that someone has thought it was as funny as I did.
I think the joke came to be when I started making hot chocolate from the little packets. So, here it is.
How do you make water?
It comes in a little packet that says "Just add water"
Please someone tell me you find it the least bit amusing. please. I'm begging you.