quit looking at my box.
Scorpio. I do not believe in astrology, but look up a scorpio, and its almost dead on K-A-R-A. I share my name with a porn star... fun little fact. I’m a registered republican... but I see myself as a social moderate and a fiscal conservative. I’m pro guns, but anti capital punishment. I’m pro choice, but anti anything else related to Hillary Clinton. Eww. I hate mint- anything to do with it. Spearmint, Wintergreen, anything. I also have an extreme aversion to gum. Any kind. Don’t even ask. I won’t like it. Not just the taste, but the smell. Therefore, I use kid’s watermelon toothpaste. I love wine, beer, and most mixed drinks. I have an affinity for chocolate. I could eat it all day every day. (not minty chocolate) I love steak. Especially with bleu cheese on the top. I am one to get in ruts. I’ll do the same thing for I don’t care how long. I go to the same sales person for shoes every time. South Coast Plaza Nordstrom, Salon Shoes. His name is Steve, but I call him my shoe boyfriend. I like to sit at the same table at places I frequent. I’m not a fan of princess cut diamonds. It bothers me that my Chanel sunglasses are made in Italy. I tend to drift off into a daze that has been referred to as “Karaland.” I tend to let my acrylic nails grow out too far before getting them filled. I am super embarrassed to say that I have 2 Paris Hilton songs on my iTunes. I am not a Justin Timberlake fan. I love Sarah Silverman and Margaret Cho. I am a horror flick junkie. I have been to Maranello (Modena), Italy to see the Ferrari Gallery, and that makes me pretty damn cool. Fiorano is nuts, and I’ve seen it, and that still makes me smile. I’ve smelled the Sistine Chapel, and it smells like sweaty armpits. I have one brother named Scott. He is 6 years older than I. My parents, Jerry and Nancy are still together after 30something years. I have 3 super amazing best friends. Jamie, Janine and Natalie (in alphabetical order so no one can get mad at who is first) They have been such an integral part of my fight with cancer. Speaking of which, I was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma in April of 2007. After a long journey through a shit storm I call “Stemcell Hell”, I made it through. I am kayak, hear me roar. (its a Gilmore Girls reference)