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Limited Edition Hello Kitty Notebook

The perfect device for browsing porn on public wifi at a coffee shop...

This limited edition Hello Kitty netbook from Sanrio is the perfect netbook for any Hello Kitty fan. This netbook oozes cuteness with a shiny Hello Kitty logo on the hinge and a large kitty and bow on the top of the case.

Equipped with an Intel Atom 1.6 GHz processor, 1 GB… Continue

Posted on December 13, 2008 at 12:40am — 3 Comments

The SiMonster's Next Whip: The E-Ruf (Electric Porsche 911 - from Road & Track)

If you know the SiMonster, you know that I'd like to do my part for the planet, as long as I don't have to drive around in a shapeless, slow-ass tin can. I read a review once where the testers drove a Prius aggressively around a racetrack, resulting in dismal fuel economy of only 8mph. That would be me. I'd use the gas pedal like a toggle switch.

If you know the SiMonster, you also know… Continue

Posted on November 19, 2008 at 12:00pm — 2 Comments

Open Table Appetite Stimulus Plan - Price Fixe Menus Nov 17-21 Great selection of restaurants!!!

OpenTable Appetite Stimulus Plan

$35 Dinners, $24 Lunches (prices are per person and do not include beverage, tax or gratuity)

November 17-21, 2008

200 OpenTable Dining Rewards Points

With The OpenTable Appetite Stimulus Plan, you'll enjoy not only specially priced, three-course menus at top restaurants, but you'll also earn double Dining Rewards Points when you book through OpenTable. That's

200 Dining Rewards… Continue

Posted on November 16, 2008 at 10:00am — 1 Comment

Meet Kodi's new little buddy: The Rovio Wi-Fi Enabled Robotic WebCam

like any single doggy daddy, i feel incredibly guilty leaving my little gal kodi at home all alone every day. sure, i'm paying a doggy's ransom every month to have a really sweet dog walker come spend a few hours a day with her, but being disconnected from kodi all day still makes me sad...and the simonster does not like to be sad.

enter the rovio wi-fi enabled robotic webcam!

- view and direct the rovio from any browser,… Continue

Posted on November 9, 2008 at 6:30pm — 3 Comments

Providence Announces its Second Michelin Star and Gayot Top 40!!!

Well this clinches it. I'm gonna hit the 14-course ASAP in celebration!

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Providence Earns a Coveted Two Star Rating in Guide Michelin 2009

Chef Michael Cimarusti and General Manager Donato Poto, co-owners of Providence were thrilled to be included in the 2009 issue of the Michelin Guide for Los Angeles, earning two stars for the 3 ½ year old restaurant. "I'm honored to… Continue

Posted on November 3, 2008 at 4:28pm — 14 Comments

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At 2:53pm on November 18, 2008, alice said…: you're a great disco dancer.

At 11:30pm on November 13, 2008, alice said…: yo simonster - our friend esteban needs a good restaurant for his sister's birthday. we need your help. you are the food guru..

At 2:42pm on November 10, 2008, alice said…: this reminds me of someone...hehe.

At 6:05pm on September 17, 2008, alice said…: yo - we've been missing you around here. how's the new job? the bike looks sweet. i like how you branded it with the simonster sticker. so classic.

At 2:12pm on September 9, 2008, rp {|} // .MrPresident___++ said…: No problem, you're a cool guy, I hope you love your new jobby job - Congrats again/

At 12:09am on September 6, 2008, alice said…: Yo SiMonster - this is to show you that YOU WON THE 2ND MET CAPTION CONTEST! have a good trip, buddy.

At 11:17am on September 2, 2008, jenni said…: you looking to get prego?

At 9:27pm on August 30, 2008, Annie said…: hi simon...thanks again for having us over. i had so much fun and i hope you guys did too.=)

tell kodi i said hi!

At 2:57pm on August 30, 2008, Eugene said…: Thanks for hosting! Annie and I loved your place and it was awesome meeting Kodi.

At 2:00am on August 25, 2008, alice said…: yo SiMonster - so great to meet you. thanks so much for coming out to the par-tay! everyone loved making mojitos - thanks so much for the goodies!