Ok - maybe you are trying to raise money for MS but isn't there a better way? Do I really need to see pictures of a hairy chest with a nipple ring? Aughhhh! Don't you know that clowns are scary enough? If we are going to attempt this - let's go to a tanning salon and get waxed, people!
If you are older than 5 you should NOT wear these. I will personally come over and kick your ass. Rubber duckies belong in a tub not in your ears! Here's what they say: "Listening to music is much more fun with friends & these playful ear buds are gonna become your new besties!" Come on over..I'm going to kick your ass for saying besties.
If you wear these I am going to personally come over there and gnaw off your scraped up knee. Bacon belongs in the stomach, not on your attention craving body part. (Though, anything with bacon is kinda cool...sorry...getting hungry looking at this picture...losing all sense of judgment.)
These are not a fashion statement, people. Anyone over 30 can remember when they used to give these out with a burger at Carl's. You know who's sportin them these days?! The Jonas Brothers. This makes me want to kick their ass even more.
These are screaming look-at-me and no one wants to have to look at your ears and then tell you that this is a cool fashion statement, 'cause it's not. Teeth belong on the neck or under a pillow, not on ears! If you want real teeth on your ears, come on over...I will bite you.
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