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Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 How can you not love this stuff?

Echasketchastan has been wiped out by earthquake.... HAHAHA

Their editorial cartoons keep me giggling all day.

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Comment by alice on July 23, 2008 at 2:07pm: hahah. that was really funny. yes, this girl is everywhere! she has a huge marketing team behind her. Conde Nast Porfolio has an article that's titled The Billion Dollar Girl......some good excerpts:

Hannah Montana was shown only at 683 specially-equipped Digital 3-D theatres and moviegoers paid on average $15 per ticket (the national average is closer to $7), but it still set a slew of records: highest box-office total for Super Bowl weekend; highest-grossing opening for a Digital 3-D movie; and highest per-screen average ever—$42,000 per screen trounced the record of $35,000 set by Spider-Man 3 last year. Originally limited to a one-week engagement, the film has now been extended indefinitely. (NOOOOO!)

Michael Wood, vice president of TRU, a market-research firm based in Northbrook, Illinois, specializing in tween and youth audiences, says he sees Cyrus on her way to billion-dollar status. “At this rate, she’s certainly positioned to,” Wood says. “I don’t see this ending anytime soon. (NOOOOO AGAIN!) This is not a fluke.”
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Personally, I don't like her - She doesn't have talent (acting or singing). I know I'm not her target market, however, so maybe that's why I just can't be a Miley fan.

Comment by sAm on July 23, 2008 at 1:51pm: NOOOO NO MORE HANNAH MONTANA!! What am I going to watch on tv? no seriously, what will I watch?

Comment by rp {|} // .MrPresident___++ on July 23, 2008 at 1:03pm: have you seen the Onion movie...FUNNYY