Here's to you, you bloody wankah - in your cool sandals, lying on your towel of butterflies, drinking your massive bottle of Dom, listening to your wanker music on your massive handphones. Let's go play some tennis, shall we?
Chanel Camellia rubber sandal
Missoni Butterflies cotton towel
Fred Flare Color-block headphones
Marc Newson for Dom Pérignon Champagne cooler
Viking Zone paddleball paddle
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