So you may see the photos emerge in the coming weeks. Michael "Grabby Ass Vegas" Phelps "massively skeeving on girls at the Playboy Club" at the Palms Casino. Apparently he was accompanied by - I love this - "an entourage of striped-shirted schmucks, one of whose sole duties appeared to be pointing a flashlight at anyone attempting to photograph the swimmer during his efforts to obtain a gold medal in ass-grabbing".
"It was unreal," says a witnessing reporter. "Within moments of entering the club he summoned two girls over... I've never seen such an aggressive grip". Well done, and move over Governor Schwarzenegger. there's a new sheriff in town.
Don't hate - Let this great champion enjoy a little bit of America F-ck Yeah, he's just accomplished the greatest feat in Olympic history. Yet he's so reaaaal.
[ Fanks,
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