CALF & HALF™- the udderly irresistible creamer. I'm a visual person so I could never drink milk out of this but I find it funny! Looking for an off-beat gift that will make your friend crack a smile? Fred & Friends is a really cool site that'll have you and your friends laughing. #10 OUCH!™ - the voodoo doll toothpick holder. Just imagine it being your worst politician...ehem...I mean'll make you feel better!

#9 FEET FIRST: FINISH LINE™ - This won't get me to exercise...but don't they say you can burn calories just by laughing?

#8 ABC* COOKIES™ - *already been chewed.

Reminds me of the Shrek gingerbread man...he's asking to be eatin!

#7 HACKED!™ - the OH! *#% flash drive. Beware - kind souls may feel sorry for you.

#6 AIRFORK ONE™ - Remember when your mom tried to fool you and pretend that the fork was an airplane? Well, no more pretending here! (Noise that sounds nothing like an airplane not included.)

#5 FUZZ™ - the crime scene scarf. If you wear this you have a sick sense of humor. (Let's be friends.)

#4 HELP!™ - the drain stopper drowning in charm.

#3 SHOWER MIC™ - sing in the shooOOOOoower. Finally, a mic so I can belt out some Michael J while grabbing my crouch. (Eww, TMI, sorry.)

#2 TOASTED NOTES™ - the hot buttered desk accessory! Just a fun way to fool your coworkers! Why you can't use real toast is beyond me but this is fun.

#1 ONE MAN SHY™ - another bright idea from Mr. P. I think I'd be too embarrassed to turn the lights on or off...hahaha. Hilarious.

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  • hahaha I love them all!

    Alice: we should get "Airfork One" for Evan and Grayson

    I think I NEED the sponge microphone, the weener lamp is AWESOME, I really love the drain stopper, and OHMIGOSH I have to have that flashdrive! The cookie cutter is also great.
  • Faves: The lamp...
    the scarf
    & the toothpick holder
  • Air Fork One is awesome
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