#9 FEET FIRST: FINISH LINE™ - This won't get me to exercise...but don't they say you can burn calories just by laughing?
#8 ABC* COOKIES™ - *already been chewed.
Reminds me of the Shrek gingerbread man...he's asking to be eatin!
#7 HACKED!™ - the OH! *#% flash drive. Beware - kind souls may feel sorry for you.
#6 AIRFORK ONE™ - Remember when your mom tried to fool you and pretend that the fork was an airplane? Well, no more pretending here! (Noise that sounds nothing like an airplane not included.)
#5 FUZZ™ - the crime scene scarf. If you wear this you have a sick sense of humor. (Let's be friends.)
#4 HELP!™ - the drain stopper drowning in charm.
#3 SHOWER MIC™ - sing in the shooOOOOoower. Finally, a mic so I can belt out some Michael J while grabbing my crouch. (Eww, TMI, sorry.)
#2 TOASTED NOTES™ - the hot buttered desk accessory! Just a fun way to fool your coworkers! Why you can't use real toast is beyond me but this is fun.
#1 ONE MAN SHY™ - another bright idea from Mr. P. I think I'd be too embarrassed to turn the lights on or off...hahaha. Hilarious.
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