Oh You Know I Had to Post This: 20 Costumes That Will Earn You a Halloween Beating by Cracked

One Night Stand

Gotta love these! Reminds me of one of our previous posts, "Top 5 Things That Make This Asian Girl Want to Kick Some Ass."

Here are some of my personal favorites:

Lock & Key - Classic!

Hung - Ok, just beat this guy silly.

I've Got a Heart On - Make that two beatings.

Baby and Mommy - Sammy actually wore this one year and it was a huge hit! (Put the stick down.)

Bacon & Eggs - Gwen and Gavin wore this to a recent Halloween party. I like Gwen too much. You can take Gavin, though. He's hot but not as valuable as Gwen.

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Comment by Duc on October 29, 2008 at 6:21pm: Jenni - I was either going as Joe the Plumber or Ashley Todd and just write a backwards B on my face and try to look crazy and racist.

Comment by jenni on October 29, 2008 at 4:56pm: anyone dressing up as joe six pack or joe the plumber this year?

Comment by Eugene on October 29, 2008 at 4:48pm: The key guy needs to keep his arms down.

Comment by Kara on October 29, 2008 at 2:22pm: I LOVE the Baby and Mommy! That's an awesome costume!