One Night Stand Gotta love these! Reminds me of one of our previous posts, "Top 5 Things That Make This Asian Girl Want to Kick Some Ass." Here are some of my personal favorites:

Lock & Key - Classic!

Hung - Ok, just beat this guy silly.

I've Got a Heart On - Make that two beatings.

Baby and Mommy - Sammy actually wore this one year and it was a huge hit! (Put the stick down.)

Bacon & Eggs - Gwen and Gavin wore this to a recent Halloween party. I like Gwen too much. You can take Gavin, though. He's hot but not as valuable as Gwen. More on Cracked
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  • Jenni - I was either going as Joe the Plumber or Ashley Todd and just write a backwards B on my face and try to look crazy and racist.
  • anyone dressing up as joe six pack or joe the plumber this year?
  • The key guy needs to keep his arms down.
  • I LOVE the Baby and Mommy! That's an awesome costume!
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