If you're looking for a gift this Christmas, and you want to give your friend something unique and interesting, why not give them some poo! Not just any poo, gosh dang it, give them Dookie Poo!
From the website: "Dookie-Poo is not the smartest of all the Poos in Pooville but he tries real hard and he has good intentions. Dookie never quits because he's just too dumb to do so. He tries way beyond the point of all reasoning. Dookie doesn't think much about anything. In fact he almost never thinks at all."
Man, why do they have to make Dookie-Poo dumb? He's got a tough enough job as it is.
That's the shits.
Warning, Dookie-Poo likes to live large:
$29.99 at My Plastic Heart