Sexy Sexy, Hot 'n Rrroasty: Angelina Jolie in Harper's Bazaar UK (December 2008)

I'm so sick and tired of these glamorized passport photos - they don't do nobody any good. Look, if you're an unbelievable looking public figure - like Angelina Jolie, and you're appearing in countless magazines year after year, you (or the magazine) should be outdoing ourselves with more amusing get ups. Why do you think David Lachapelle and Annie Leibovitz are so respected? Next time I see you Angelina - you'd better be in a black Latex bodysuit soaking in a bathtub of Pink Champagne bubbles, and I want yellow rubber duckies too, dammit.

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Comment by Derning on December 1, 2008 at 6:53pm: I think the whole "pinky in the mouth" pose is cheating. EVERYBODY looks good with that pose.

I do it all the time, and it lands me modeling gigs left and right.

Comment by rp {|} // .MrPresident___++ on November 12, 2008 at 11:47am: I don't like her that much... though I do respect her efforts to help the less fortunate and giving those kids great opportunities. I just don't think she would be where she is now on the fame scale without Brad. Friends made Jennifer huge. 90% of Angelina's movies are absolute garbage. oh yea...and she's a home wrecker... lol