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Turkey's Revenge

GizmoAve - You are probably still eating the corpse remains of the 47.5-ton turkey your mom did for Thanksgiving. Which is cool. Unless the brother of that turkey has access to bricks and constructs a weaponized Lego Turkey Mecha to wipe your fat turkey-eating ass out of the face of this planet. This thing seems deceptively inoffensive until you activate the attack mode and it transforms into the amazingly complex beast of destruction and feathered apocalypse that it really is, full of missiles, lasers, and doom-thingie launchers:It includes:• A pair of MK4 Torg Class Laser cannons• A MK5 Oasis Class Hyperdiscombobulator• A Flare launcher• A Scorpion Missile Pod, with 9 missiles
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  • LeGObble!
  • Who said turkeys were fat and slow? Wouldn't want to mess with this turkey!
  • This line is hilarious, " Unless the brother of that turkey has access to bricks and constructs a weaponized Lego Turkey Mecha to wipe your fat turkey-eating ass out of the face of this planet." Haha.

    That turkey is badass. Revenge of the turkeys!
  • Love it! Lego turkey is dope!
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