According to CNN, mantyhose sales are "booming." The website e-MANcipate aiming to "accelerate the acceptance of male pantyhose as a regular clothing item" offers testimonials from truck drivers who swear by mantyhose for those long cold drives as well as an detailed illustrated how-to guide with the following key considerations:
1. Number one - which number? (The size question)
2. How to put it on without destroying it?
3. Sit down, relax, and think about your tie.
4. How about shaving, socks, shoes? The three S (3s) question.
Think it's all a hoax? Not I. Let me just say I have heard a first person eye witness account of a well known major league baseball player sporting such netted attire under his dress pants. Mmmkay?