12 Shocking Christmas Cards

Presents Opening Children [Rob Sheridan]

With Christmas right around the corner I thought I would put together this quick list of inappropriate, cool and creative Christmas cards. These are the cards you might not want to send out to mom. Whether surprisingly clever or unbelievably rude, these cards are guaranteed to evoke some sort of emotion from those who receive them (probably shock). Happy Holidays!

Mistletoe

Inside Message: Wishing you joy and revelry. [Jack Cards]

Happy Fucking Holidays

[Jack Cards]

Naughty or Nice...Who Gives a Shit?

[Jack Cards]

I Want My House Back From the Bank

Inside Message: Hope you get everything you want, too. [Merry Recession]

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

[Gramkin Paper Studio]


You Can Suck It

[Gramkin Paper Studio]

Boss

[someecards]

Poor

[someecards]

Nice Balls

[Bad Candy Studios]

Santa is So Jolly Because He Knows Where the Naughty Girls Live

[Xjaeva]

It's a little premature, but Happy Christmas.

Every year, the premature baby unit at Edith Cavell hospital sends cards to the other departments as well as to ex-patients. They sent this card in mid-October.
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