A few days ago, redditor Slddngwthtgrs shared a set of Valentine's Day messages that can be described as either incredibly sad or downright creepy. With nothing more than a few words on a page, he manages to pull out a whole range of emotions in us. Mostly, you'll laugh as slddngwthtgrs' relevant sayings hit us where it hurts. As fellow redditor ProbablyBeingIronic states, "You write what we're all thinking. You're less a human, and more a prophet."